Read it again my friend. A Corvette will move a bit quicker than a chevette. I'm actually relieved that he used a 30.06 and not a .50 BMG. Sounds like the guy was a nutjob.
The Chevette -- dyslexia does funny tricks! ;>)
CHEV(rolet) + (corv)ETTE = CHEVETTE
now, if you believe that excuse, let me tell you how great a president carter was ......
hehehe