[writer33]

Action figure ping!

[luvie]

Very good Chris---need the doll's head to fall off every time she starts crying! Must be wearing a Michael Moore ballcap, so we can tell where her loyalty belongs. It must come with a little flag-draped coffin that she can stand on in defiance of American values and her son's life! Can I go on......?

[NYTexan]

"the company would make three different action figures: “Camping Cindy,” “Elegant Cindy,” and “Blue Jean Cindy.” He noted that “Camping Cindy” will be sweat-soaked, wearing a t-shirt, headband and shorts while brandishing a sign that reads: “Bring the Troops Home Now!” “Elegant Cindy” is said to be adorned in an evening gown, but isn’t too busy to take time out of a night on the town to protest the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. And according to Eckert, “Blue Jean Cindy” will be dressed in blue jeans and a halter top, catering to the hip, young liberals"

Chris, you are certifiable! You need a long rest in a place that will protect you from yourself! LMAO!



Pinging the usual suspects!



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[SierraWasp]

Can I get the bobble-head version? Geeze!!!

[speedy]

This is a seriously good idea, Chris. Can you accessorize with a straitjacket and a padded cell?

[E.G.C.]

BTT!!!!!!