Hey, girl! My pc isn't letting me play the link...so I can't say. If your link says anything about a singing "stewardess" from SW, I can only imagine it's her.
No, it's a silly ditty from way back when, sung (acapella) by a really untalented housewife. I've been hoping somebody would recognize the song, and provide a decent mp3 file of it. The link I found is Real Player.
Johnny Rebeck
Away out in the forest
There lived a mean old man
His name was Mr. Johnny Rebeck
And he could surely plan
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Were always at his feet
So he invented a machine
That turned them all to meat
Oh Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine
One day a boy came walking,
He walked into the store
He bought a pack of sausages
And placed them on the floor
Then he began to whistle,
He whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages,
They danced around the room
Oh Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine
One day the darn thing busted,
The darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Rebeck, he climbed inside
To see what made it so
His wife she had a nightmare
While walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a heck of a yank
And Johnny Rebeck was meat
Oh Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine