YEAH RIGHT. And they also recommend you sign a "billion year contract" and get hooked up to a meter when you are starving to death.
And don't forget that according to them we all were dumped off in a volcano in Hawaii by the evil galactic ruler "Xenu"...
Scientology is one of the sickest and most dangerous organizations on the planet.
"Well, Scientologists have one point, though. Rather than stuffing your body with Paxil, Proza, Zoloft, etc. they recommend a balanced diet and exercise. And no, I am not a Scientologist."
Well, even a stopped clock is right twice and I agree with them on this point.