[Puppage]

when it hits a lady in the head driving a minivan filled with kids, yeah theres a problem

Or, a handicapped person in a wheel chair, or an elderly lady with a walker.Geez, can ya come up with any more scenarios?

BTW, I like the "with kids" aspect you threw in there. That's sure to garner sympathy.

[TheOtherOne]

when it hits a lady in the head driving a minivan filled with kids, yeah theres a problem

That has to be one of the better Jack Stories I have ever heard.

[jpsb]

"filled with kids"

I can see the tears running down your face, OMG a wiffle ball can you believe it, somebody threw a wiffle ball in public! We need a law!

Before women and girly men took over the county you had to shoot up the local saloon with six shooters to get the locals upset. Now throwing wiffle balls does it, next big war we are toast.