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Sudan Rape Victims Get Free Copy of UN Report
ScrappleFace ^ | 7/29/05 | Scott Ott

Posted on 07/30/2005 5:29:34 AM PDT by pookie18

In another display of the value of the United Nations, Secretary-General Kofi Annan today announced that women brutally raped by Sudanese government forces would each receive a free copy of the latest report documenting the widespread, savage abuse.

"It legitimizes their suffering and lets them know that they are not alone," said Mr. Annan, as he held aloft a copy of the 29-page report. "This is why the United Nations is so desperately needed in today's world. We will continue to take bold action in producing reports on the rape and abuse of Sudanese women. The U.N. exists to fearlessly monitor tragic violence against oppressed people by government forces in our U.N. member states."

One woman in Darfur, who had been sexually assaulted by an armed Sudanese law enforcement official while on an excursion to gather firewood, welcomed the free copy of the report.

"Perhaps I can use the paper to make fire," said the unnamed rape victim. "I only wish it was a much longer document so I wouldn't have to risk gathering wood again soon."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; scrappleface; sudan; un

1 posted on 07/30/2005 5:29:34 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

You know what it says about the UN when I thought this was true before noticing it was from scrappleface.


2 posted on 07/30/2005 5:31:38 AM PDT by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: visualops

My thoughts exactly


3 posted on 07/30/2005 5:33:18 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
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To: visualops

It took me a moment as well.


4 posted on 07/30/2005 5:34:32 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (This space intentionally blank) (NRA)
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To: visualops

Exactly. I could just see Coffee standing there with a pile of folders, and his "live from Planet Zongo" expression. There is a hot, hot place waiting for these people.


5 posted on 07/30/2005 5:42:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: F14 Pilot
sadly,sarcastically,sick, pong
6 posted on 07/30/2005 5:43:44 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: pookie18
"This is why the United Nations is so desperately needed in today's world. We will continue to take bold action in producing reports on the rape and abuse of Sudanese women. The U.N. exists to fearlessly monitor tragic violence against oppressed people by government forces in our U.N. member states."

Yep! That’s doing something! The UN is “fearlessly” watching the rapes and actually writing reports! What would the women ever do without the UN! < /extreme sarcasm>

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7 posted on 07/30/2005 5:58:23 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: FreedomPoster; visualops; Abathar


I can just hear drather saying 'Even though the document is false, the story is true' -- Fake, but accurate!


8 posted on 07/30/2005 6:03:03 AM PDT by Casekirchen (If allah is just another name for the Judeo-Christian God, why do the islamics pray to a rock?)
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To: pookie18
The best comedy has a thread of truth running through it.

That's why Al Franken is never funny.

9 posted on 07/30/2005 6:14:05 AM PDT by Blogatron (- Automated Freeping Device. (Please insert 2 cents for the next rightist harangue))
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To: visualops

So did I.


10 posted on 07/30/2005 6:23:20 AM PDT by Beth (Condi for President '08)
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To: pookie18

Sudan is one of the few places in the world where slavery is still a fact of life.

On this we hear nothing from so-called civil rights leaders in the U.S. or from the United Nations.

Get us OUT of the UN and get the UN OUT of the US.


11 posted on 07/30/2005 6:30:19 AM PDT by R.W.Ratikal
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To: R.W.Ratikal

"On this we hear nothing from so-called civil rights leaders in the U.S. or from the United Nations. "

Of course not, if they admitted the problem they might be pressured to do something about it - bloody gutless wonders. So much easier to trash Bush because they know he won't kick their butts like he should

NOW and NARAL behave exactly the same - terrified of supporting women who are really in trouble behind the sharia curtain.


12 posted on 07/30/2005 9:43:41 AM PDT by Let's Roll ( "Congressmen who ... undermine the military ... should be arrested, exiled or hanged" - A. Lincoln)
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To: Blogatron
That's why Al Franken is never funny.

LOLOL!!1
13 posted on 07/30/2005 9:54:14 AM PDT by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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