Did a search on Ogden Nash. He's pretty good but you're better.
A little trivia I found in the search:
An ancestor, General Francis Nash, gave his name to Nashville, Tennesee.
This one is funny.
The Firefly
by Ogden Nash
The firefly's flame Is something for which science has no name
I can think of nothing eerier
Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerier.