Posted on 07/23/2005 6:12:25 PM PDT by John Semmens
Eying the growing homosexual market, Johnson & Johnson has developed a special “gay-formula” version of the well-known pain-killer.
Homosexual activist Sherwood Bottomly is enthusiastic about the new product: “Being gay can sometimes be a real pain in the ass, if you know what I mean,” said Bottomly. “This new formula, unlike aspirin, won't aggravate rectal bleeding.”
Analgesis Butt Paste
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! UGHHHHHH!
Satire?
You're making this up. Sherwood Bottomly? Come on...
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| Posted by WaveMan On News/Activism 07/19/2005 6:05:10 PM CDT · 56 replies · 1,018+ views American Family Association ^ | 07/19/2005 | One Million Dads You will not believe this ad by Johnson & Johnson Johnson & Johnson has placed an ad for its Tylenol PM product in the July 19 issue of The Advocate, the nation's leading homosexual magazine. The ad shows two shirtless men in bed side by side. The text over one reads: "His backache is keeping him up." Over the other: "His boyfriend's backache is keeping him up." Click here to see a copy of the ad. (Be warned, it is offensive) You probably aren't aware that Johnson & Johnson is also a charter advertiser on the homosexual network LOGO. Thanks... |
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| Posted by Gopher Broke On News/Activism 07/15/2005 11:50:06 AM CDT · 79 replies · 1,496+ views American Family Association ^ July 15, 2005 You will not believe this ad by Johnson & Johnson Johnson & Johnson has placed an ad for its Tylenol PM product in the July 19 issue of The Advocate, the nation's leading homosexual magazine. The ad shows two shirtless men in bed side by side. The text over one reads: "His backache is keeping him up." Over the other: "His boyfriend's backache is keeping him up." Click here to see a copy of the ad. (Be warned, it is offensive) You probably aren't aware that Johnson & Johnson is also a charter advertiser on the homosexual... |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus said: "And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore, they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder." -from THE BIBLE: Matthew 19:4-6
Good Lord, I hope so
“This new formula, unlike aspirin, won't aggravate rectal bleeding.”
However be careful, the sleeping agent works very quickly... You don't want to fall asleep with a **** in your mouth, you may choke to death...
Very prolific tonight, aren't we?
Rectum?! Hell, it killed 'em!
Maybe they can get Luke Sissifag to sing the jingles. Or Boy George. (Is he still alive?)
Maybe that explains the name "Johnson and Johnson".
Please don't take this wrong John, but having not seen any of your posts (that i can remember, anyway), i thought you were made up also... : ) You know, drop one of the "m"'s...
Well...I WAS hungry...
"Are they shaped like hamsters?"
If I was drinking coffee, it would be all over my computer screen right now.
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