What will the events be? 100 meter Circle Jerk...? 2 Man Bobbing Heads...?
Hershey Highway Sprints...Gerbel Races...Butt Monkey Marathon...
100 metre or 100 petre?
"What will the events be? 100 meter Circle Jerk...? 2 Man Bobbing Heads...?"
Also: Leapfrog, Three-Legged Racing, Pole Vaulting, Pocket-Pool, the usual stuff...