Someone told be that the definition of a Texan is a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma, but that's another thread.
Only I think we Texans, when y'all finally get around to trying to handle the Hordes, ought to sit on our hands and let y'all pay the price of your neglect and folly all by yourselves.
You're to busy making us suffer by sending Texans like Bush and Bush and Johnson to the White House. If we apologize for beating you will you take them back? Please?
Johnson you can have...what the HECK have you got against GW!!!!???
And by the way, that "joke is not EVEN funny.....:)
I saw a guy in the Navy get decked for that one......