[bayourod]

I'll tell you what a conservative is. A conservative is someone who:

1. Opposes admission of Red China to the U.N.
2. Opposes giving away the Panama Canal
3. Opposes forced busing
4. Opposes fluoridation of drinking water
5. Supports the death penalty
6. Opposes unilateral disarmament, and
7. Supports a return to the gold standard.

[Oberon]

I'll tell you what a conservative is. A conservative is someone who: [insert laundry list here]

No, that's a reactionary. A conservative does all those things and understands why.

[xjcsa]

Fluoride makes the top 7 in your definition of conservative? Wow...(WTF?)

[shekkian]

I must be ignorant. What's the deal with fluoridation of drinking water?