To: Mo1; glock rocks
OSAMA & THE GENIE
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good!
431 posted on
07/11/2005 8:28:47 PM PDT by
tubebender
(Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
To: tubebender
433 posted on
07/11/2005 8:30:55 PM PDT by
Mo1
(We will stay in the fight until the fight is won ~~~ President G.W. Bush)
To: tubebender
Thank You Freepers
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Thank you Illinois and Pennsylvania!!
443 posted on
07/11/2005 9:30:22 PM PDT by
Mo1
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