[Maceman]

"I tell people, ‘Hey, three tours of duty in Vietnam earned me the right to be a communist, so you can go f**k yourself,’" says Gary Dotterman,

Change "three tours of duty" to "three months" and you essentially have John Kerry's presidential platform.

[kenth]

Interestingly enough, he doesn't state what army his three tours were with. And, yeah, that was basically JeffinK's platform.

[DJ Taylor]

"I tell people, ‘Hey, three tours of duty in Vietnam earned me the right to be a communist..."

That statement sounds like something a "Kerry" type phony would say. I wonder if anyone has ever checked out his military background.