[Mushinronshasan]

But, by the same standard, so is ANY sexual act that has no chance of resulting in pregnancy. or any sex for that matter.

Old people sex is gross.

As an "old people" member, I participate in old people sex with my "old people" member wife. I guess that makes us both homosexual by the criteria in this thread.

[sausageseller]

Your my hero!

I hope I can get old just like you!

[bobhoskins]

As an "old people" member, I participate in old people sex with my "old people" member wife. I guess that makes us both homosexual by the criteria in this thread.

I, too, may have to regretfully inform my wife that we'll someday become homosexuals due to her malicious act of growing older due to the suddenly changed definition. I live in Massachuseets, maybe I'd better change my mind and start supporting this gay marriage thing.