Unfortunately, them being Episcopalians, it will be a whole lot of mush-speak which properly translated will mean: Because we said so, nyah, nyah, nyah!
a reading from the book of scott & stevie, chapter 4 verse 14:
And lo it seemed good to you that we not sniff the pickle, but in our hearts and minds we did thusly. And we spoke boldly therefore of the pickle that we had in fact, sniffed and proclaimed in not sin, but the narrow-minded heathen, bigoted and self -righteous amongst the crowds hurled thy injurious epithets and didst made us cry. Therefore we made prayer and supplication unto our god, phallus, and we realized, we too, could be ordained episcopalian priests and wear long flowing robes of silk and velvet and ooh, we were verklempt. Praise be!