[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"I, Gassa bin Passin, promise
to do my best,
to do my duty
to allah and the jihad,
to kill other people,
and to obey the law of the mullahs."

[zipper]

Think of the new merit badges they'll have to add:

Suicide Belt-weaving

HonorKilling Arts

Jihadology

Jihad Lore

Mysogyny Study

CarBomb Repairs

etc.