Rock as a Weapon - When the U.S. Army drubs an enemy with sound, it wants better speakers.

Red Herring ^ | 6/10/05

[TFine80]

I wonder what Eminem songs they play. :)

[dts32041]

“May all the ambulances in Fallujah have enough fuel to pick up the bodies of the mujahadeen.”

I like that.

BTW if you really want to torture them run nothing but Sousa and welk w4/7.

[MountainDad]

Awesome post!
LMFAO!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Oh... it's much, much worse than THAT:

:)

[Firefigher NC]

I know a song they can play over those speakers. "America, F*ck Yeah!..."

[TFine80]

LOL.

I've got an appropriate one from Donny + Marie:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000000D5Z001005/0/002-9579015-5338461

[Paul Atreides]

I would play anything by Yoko Ono.

[hsalaw]

"I know a song they can play over those speakers. "America, F*ck Yeah!...""

And it's now out on DVD! I got one and watched it the other night, and laughed even harder than I did when I saw it in the theater. Yes, this would be great on those new speakers.

[endthematrix]

Have voices in you head?

Ever "hear" of LRAD? It's a directed acoustic hardware that the military uses. It has several uses in communication and disabling bodily functions! The company has commercial uses for it as well.

http://www.atcsd.com/tl_hss.html

"LRAD can issue a verbal challenge with instructions in excess of 500 meters and has the capability of following up with a warning tone to influence behavior or determine intent. LRADs are currently deployed with the U.S. Marine Corps, U.S. Army, and U.S. Navy in Operation Iraqi Freedom in and around Fallujah, Mosul, and the port of Basra."

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Oh Sure! Give them another excuse to charge us with war crimes.

[TFine80]

Won't link properly. I was thinking 'Make the World Go Away'!

[Paul Atreides]

Or, that song by Slim Whitman, from Mars Attacks.

[hineybona]

Yoko ? Now THATS is tourture..cANT DO IT BUDDY

[hineybona]

They could get real creative..Play animal sounds , old TV show themes,Christman songs , whatever..Drive them nuts trying to figure out what the HELL is going on..Rap is probably big there too , who knows. They may like it..I'd go for the strange and different..

[Paul Atreides]

Well, we are at war. How about Algore doing the Macarena?

[Ramius]

Last year, U.S. troops cranked AC/DC’s Hell’s Bells at full volume toward a nest of Sunni snipers in Fallujah.

Hah! Made 'em so crazy they'd jump out from cover and charge, from what I hear.

You just gotta love this stuff. Really. :-)

[hineybona]

How about that clip of the drunken slob Kennedy singing
Rosie O Grady ..EEEKK what a though ..I was serious about the animal sounds ..They have unbelievable sound CDs out..Imagine in the dead of night these guys hearing a heard of rhinos at 10,000 watts coming from all directions.It would have to start confusion and panic.i swear I want to suggest that to the military

[Ramius]

I would play anything by Yoko Ono.

No, dude... we gotta have some limits... I mean... just damn.

I mean... pork fat, shredded Koran, menstrual fluids... I can see the usefulness there. But I gotta draw the line at Yoko. I mean, we're not barbarians.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Now there's something I would pay to see.

Watching jihadis heads exploding like so many jello filled baloons would be real entertainment.