Manx for pinging everyone--I mist that.
I hate cats. One of the women I was romantically involved with had a male cat that turned me against them. Of course, the same woman's dog did the same thing for mutts.
Now I have a preference for bearded clam. Less likely to pee on your computer.
Hermit crabs and Venus Flytraps also make good pets who won't use your computer as a pissoire, LIE.