My cable service doesn't provide the Police Pursuit TV channel, where you get nothing but live police pursuits from around the world. Also, the channel allows the tv to suck out the few remaining synapses from nervous system of those watching. Thus, allowing them to sit still for hours, watching cars driving on roads. When there are no car chases to be shown live, they plan to run "Celebrity Lawn Grass Growing, Live" to spice things up a bit.
Hey, there is an idea. Pursuits are better than NASCAR, and many times more exciting.
LOL! I'll try to invite you to my next Coupon Expiration Party. They always take place when Daylight Savings Time goes into effect, so we can watch a coupon go from worthless, to worthwhile, and back to worthless, all in one hour.