[Random Nonsense]

How to handle the koran ?

step 1: place the koran on the ground

step 2: spray it with some cheap petrol

step 3: torch it.

step 4: the end.

[Youngblood]

That will really help us and our soldiers around the world.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

When handling the Koran, the following SOP is to be observed:

1. Grasp Koran in right hand;
2. Hold "willy" with left hand;
3. Urinate onto Koran until bladder is empty.

All possible care is to be taken so that urine stream does not splash onto the right hand.

[FreedomCalls]

Like this?

[ArmedNReady]

How to handle the koran ?
"step 1: place the koran on the ground

step 2: spray it with some cheap petrol

step 3: torch it.

step 4: the end."

Smokey the Bear says you forgot the last step:

Step 5: Douse with porcine urine, stir ashes, then douse again.