You can put me down for not giving a rat's rear end either.
I got a huge laugh out of the Jimmy Crack Corn and guess what, I don't care line.
What I really don't understand is when my son was in Iraq he bought a Koran because he wanted to read for himself what it said. The Iraqi's didn't seem to mind selling it to him and I'm pretty sure since he's had it it hasn't been treated with kid gloves.
Unless he can read Arabic, he got a translation. The Mooses pretty much don't care about those. It's not like Christianity where a bible in any language is sacred.