I guess a fish-eye lens from below would make even YOU guys look adequate!!!
That actually explains a lot you know. Every time I manage to reel in an a-lure-ing woman she end's up crying out, "Holy Mackerel!!" and, "Oh my cod!!"
I may not go fishing very deep, but the wiggle in my worm is magnificent. All I know is that I never get any complaints from the little man in the boat, and he never goes home unsatisfied.