Posted on 06/02/2005 4:35:40 PM PDT by scripter
That's because your butt is an OUT-ty and not a IN-ny!
Big hands, I know you're the one.....
Keep using those and I can fit as much meth up my butt as I want. Be more like just sliding it in an oven.
Yep. Easy Bake! LOL
They don't need the Internet, bathhouses or raves to spread themselves around. Fifteen years ago in San Francisco I heard a nice young man who looked like anyone's brother (not freaky) say exactly these words: "I love my mother very much. Last night I had anonymous unprotected anal sex in Golden Gate Park with twenty guys." I don't have to tell you how insane he was, how self-destructive.
These are the creeps that the public health dollar is diverted to. They don't want to be healthy, they want to be spiteful.
(No thanks, I don't want to be on this ping list. I reached my disgust limit years ago.)
That's an exit. Not an entrance.
I wonder if any mom's and dad's came up with any nasty diseases back in the 70's when key parties were popluar?
I used to smoke a lot of weed in the late 80's-early-90's and I can tell you with all honesty that I NEVER thought of putting it in my @ss.
Well the liberals are proved once again wrong. The free love movement and the make love not war movement has killed more people in the last 30 years then both wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. AIDS which was spread by the free sex crowd/lets have an abortion crowd has killed millions in Africa alone. When those crazy old farts of the 50's and 60's told them to keep it in their pants they thought old dad was too conservative. There are reasons why sex should be saved for marriage and only in marriage. The religions of the last several thousand years all point to this fact.Not one major religion condones free sex. Do you thing our ancestors discovered the horrors of unwed sex at some point in their history?..
... it has always been lurking in the background ....
you mean, Its been waiting by the "backdoor"? ;)
It's not an ass silly, it's called a Bong Hole.
You are bad! LOL! Just bad!
I work for a HUGE corporation that recently sent out an email company-wide about how we need to celebrate the gay-lesbian-transexual-whatever lifestyle.
F**k 'em. I take their paycheck and bust my ass for them....and make them a LOT of money.....but I will NOT be forced to "celebrate" these abominations.
99% of my coworkers, I am sure, feel the same way. In this day and age, though.....you just shut up, grin, and bear it.......or you totally ignore it (my personal choice).
In the meantime, such people we're asked to "celebrate" continue to find creative ways to kill each other via disease, etc.
that was because you took it without your head up your a##
A few years before I retired -- a new booth appeared --- it was the gay-lesbian-transexual booth...
I was puzzled -- I couldn't figure out what country or culture they represented --- so I call the manager in charge of the event and asked.... "What country do the fagots represent? What cultural are they celebrating?"
I asked if there was going to be any unique food, music, dance, costumes or "cultural" information that was going to be shared with the rest of us -- or were they simply advertiseing the fact they were sexual deviants?
He was a little disturbed at my question -- and wouldn't defend the decision in any way other than recognizing the "diversity" on our plant site....
This was a cheap cop out - that didn't sit will with me..
So -- I said I felt discriminated against....
I said that MY sexual preferences weren't being recognized, and that I demanded a booth of my own to "celebrate" my sexual deviancy...
I told them that I got my rocks off on bestiality -- and that I wanted a booth to introduce MY sexual partners to the plant -- I told him I had some lovely pigs, sheep and one very loving cow I wanted to "celebrate" diversity with...
At first he thought I was joking....but I assured him that if they continued to celebrate sexual deviancy at an International Cultural Fair --- they MUST grant me my own booth or I would pursue a sexual discrimination charge....
I didn't get my booth -- Imagine that....
But I did make a lot of managers very uneasy and embarrassed that they had made a horrible mistake to slide a Fagot booth into an International "Cultural" event....
My action was the subject of humorous conversation for years.... It would come up occasionally whenever one of the managers that tried to "manage" my outrage brought it up...
I made my point, kept the heat on the dumb asses to more carefully consider their actions in the future --- and was excused from ever again having to attend a "sensitivity" class that EVERYONE else had to attend..
This large Corporation simply couldn't deal with a maverick that wouldn't drink the Kool-Aid....
Semper Fi
Excellent. I like your style. :)
(Makes me wonder if we work/worked for the same company...........lol)
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