[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[moog]

I think that we should have suthun, New Yak or New Joisy, New England, and so on regional spelling bees in colloquial terms or use and then have a national spelling bee that way.

Contestant 1, spell bird. Bird--b--o-i-d. That is correct
Contestant 2, spell park. Park--p-a-k. That is correct.
Contestant 3, spell you. You--y-'-a-l-l. That is correct.
Contestant 4 (from France), spell gumption. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Contstant 4, you are disqualified.