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To: llevrok

gah... if only I had been conducting that interview...

"That depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

"Sonny Jim, 'IS' means 'extant, real, or ongoing (if used in a compound verb)', being the third-person present (imperfect) form of the verb 'to be'. Got that? Good. Now... this IS a ball-peen hammer, each one of those ten little things sticking out of your feet IS a toe, and a memorable percussive introduction of these dissimilar objects IS your destiny if you try that dodge one more time."


9 posted on 05/21/2005 9:49:31 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: King Prout
"Got that? Good. Now... this IS a ball-peen hammer, each one of those ten little things sticking out of your feet IS a toe, and a memorable percussive introduction of these dissimilar objects IS your destiny if you try that dodge one more time."

You're just about the funniest FReeper "in the house," King Prout! I nearly sprayed my coffee all over the monitor screen when I read this bit above. Just hilarious! Keep 'em comin!

Thanks so much. You made my evening!

Char :)

17 posted on 05/21/2005 10:25:07 PM PDT by CHARLITE (Not gonna be happy until the Hillster is sent packing, with Billery in tow. on a leash.........)
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To: King Prout

hee hee

Yeah, what Charlite said.


19 posted on 05/21/2005 11:09:41 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Coulter:"Even with hindsight, liberals can't see straight")
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