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A rock-throwing stranger throws a fit when arrested [Ernest T. LIVES!]
Wilson Daily Times [Wilson, N.C.] ^
| 5/13/2005
| Jeff Kennedy
Posted on 05/20/2005 6:22:48 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: eastforker
We gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs gentlemen!
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posted on
05/20/2005 6:37:16 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: eastforker
Believe it or not, there is a
Rock Ridge, NC only a few miles from where this happened.
To: eastforker
Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
To: Constitution Day
It was hard for me to believe Ernest T (Howard Morris) was a New York yankee from the Bronx! lol
24
posted on
05/20/2005 6:44:10 AM PDT
by
Recall
To: Constitution Day
Doctor: Say, "Ah".
Ernest T.: Ah.
Doctor: Uh, could you stretch that out a little for me?
Ernest T.: Aaaaaaaaaah...
Doctor: Now the ears...
Ernest T.: Aaaaaaaaaah...
Doctor: Uh, no, no. That was just for the throat.
Ernest T.: Oh. What do you want me to say for the ears? Doctor: Hush!
Ernest T.: Huuuuuuuuush...
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posted on
05/20/2005 6:45:06 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Constitution Day
You watch your ass, hello boys, think of your secretary governor.Damn near lost a $400 hand cart. Somebody go get a $hit load of dimes, women stampeded and cattle raped.Thats Hedley!
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posted on
05/20/2005 6:46:14 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: Constitution Day
LOL, one of the 10 best movies of all time. I watched that a while back with my kids and they said "Is that why you always say that?"
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posted on
05/20/2005 6:48:03 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
To: Hatteras
Ernest T. Bass: My name's Ernest T. Bass, what's yers?
Andy: I'm Sheriff Taylor, and I've been a lookin for you.
Ernest: I didn't do nothin. Gotta go!
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posted on
05/20/2005 6:49:22 AM PDT
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
To: eastforker
Harrumph!
29
posted on
05/20/2005 6:51:06 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
To: Constitution Day
Investigators later connected the man to an altercation at a labor camp near Rock Ridge where a tractor owned by Kenneth Bailey was damaged.Most likely, this is an undocumented alien...
They'll probably send him back home, so he can repeat the process!
30
posted on
05/20/2005 6:52:53 AM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
To: ctlpdad
Work, work, work,
work, work, work,
work, work, work!
Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
To: ctlpdad
Sign here for the casino for the insane gambler.
32
posted on
05/20/2005 6:54:40 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: Constitution Day
To: eastforker
You forgot:
"Durn, Mister Lamarr... you use yore mouth purtier'n a five-dollar whore!"
To: eastforker
And where were Olsen Johnson and Howard Johnson during this altercation?
Harumph...
It's not Heddy, it's Hedley
35
posted on
05/20/2005 7:11:35 AM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(September 11, 2001, never forget, and never forgive.)
To: Constitution Day
Lot of 'Ernest T.' in 'ol Harry Reid... Howard Dean... Chuckie Schumer.
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posted on
05/20/2005 7:15:05 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(Ever wonder what's the 'crust' in 'Ol Crusty'?)
To: Armedanddangerous
Excuse me while I whoop this out!
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posted on
05/20/2005 7:18:04 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: stylecouncilor
To: Recall
Howard Morris
He was a very talented comedic actor and one of the four headliners (along with Imogene Coca and Carl Reiner) on Sid Caesar's "Your Show of Shows" in the early fifties.
39
posted on
05/20/2005 7:40:53 AM PDT
by
katana
To: DainBramage
Hoooty Hoot! One of my favorite ways of communicating. Tell my six year old to "give me a hooty hoot" when he needs me to come see about him.
I'm waiting on the Ernest T rap, you know "jumped in the pot, the pot too hot," . . .
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posted on
05/20/2005 8:26:10 AM PDT
by
job
("God is not dead nor doth He sleep")
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