UseLess Airways merges with America's Worst
Yippy Skippy
Possible ad Slogans
"Now you can lose your baggage in Philly, Pittsburgh, and Phoenix."
"East meets west and screws everything up in between:
"Philly courtesy and LA style punctuality"
What's the over/under on this future "paragon of quality service" ahem cough cough filing for chapter 11?
Remember when USeless Airways was Allegheny or Agony Airlines?
I used to fly 5-7 times per week in a former job and had to take Agony almost half the time.
Quit that job when my kids started calling me Uncle Dad.