Skip to comments.The Whizzinator: A House Panel's No. 1 Priority(your tax dollars at work barf alert)
Posted on 05/18/2005 7:32:08 AM PDT by freepatriot32
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I thought the Republicans were supposed to be calling the shots these days.
Oh crap! Just when Red McCombs was set to dump the Vikings, now this! Evidently, some of the players are finding more creative ways to spend their bucks!
I am so glad I work my ass off in order to send tax money to the government so they can piss it away (no pun intended) on stupid marxist crap like this.If they are going to raise us like they are our daddys I want my 18 years of back child supports that these s.o.b.s owe me .
Yeah, right. :-(
By what authority did the airport police detain him?
This is the dangerous direction we are moving with all this security paranoia.
The device is legal. It is not a danger to aircraft, yet some busybody decided they have been appointed school yard discipline mother for the whole nation.
I'm going to save this article.
How niave can you be.There are no republicans and democrats in congress or the senate you only have the single republicrat party its time for people to start voting for t he only second political party the libertarians
I am fuming. The frightening part of this story is NOT the fools in Congress having the hearings. It's the airport security's behavior. Where the heck does this end? What's going to happen when they discover tax returns in someone's luggage filled out two diferent ways? Will they then turn the owner in to the IRS?
This is both eye-opening and ominous.
IIRC, it was because of the vial of dehydrated urine, which was a white powder. There was also a bottle of pills labelled "clearing agent", I think. Basically, the justification for detaining him was suspicion of carrying illegal drugs.
Agreed. No different than radar detectors in autos.
I'm with you on voting for another party. But choice is the Constitution Party, the only REAL conservative party around today as far as I'm concerned.
If the devices are not already illegal, why was he detained?
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