It'll soon be time to liberate Canada, methinks. Luckily we'll only need to mobilize the Girl Scouts.
I sometimes forget that Canada is still up there. Especially since the NHL was on strike this year.
Who would have thought that Martin could make even Chretien look good?
They are way behind southern California!
TO: Mr. George Bush
Dear Sir,
Our country, Bananada, has been over thrown by a corrupt dictator, leader of the Librano party. He refers to himself as "the leader of the land of tomorrow", and he wants to make drugs and prostitution legal and allow gay people to get married. Plus he calls Christians "Devils who eat babies" ( well his predecessor did anyhow)..
We had a fair democratic vote to kick him and his party out of office but he just laughed at us and won't leave.
Please invade Canada immediately and get rid of him, the God fearing honest people would really appreciate you for it and promise to restore a democracy as quickly as possible.
PS: We have no planes or tanks and our helicopters are 40 year old pieces of crap that explode on take off. Our submarine fleet are surplus British firetraps that can't even navigate under ice (which is everywhere in Bananada) and have no armaments. Our troops (all 2,000) of them are not even in the country and have no kit or bullets.
PPS: Our border guards don’t even carry weapons.
PPS: Here are directions how to find him:
1 Start at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NW, WASHINGTON on W EXECUTIVE AVE NW - go 2. W EXECUTIVE AVE NW becomes JACKSON PL NW - go 0.2 km
3. Turn right on H ST NW - go 1.6 km
4. Turn left on 6TH ST NW[US-1] - go 0.5 km
5. Turn right on NEW YORK AVE[US-50] - go 4.3 km
6. NEW YORK AVE becomes NEW YORK AVE[US-50] - go 2.7 km
7. NEW YORK AVE becomes US-50 East - go 0.2 km
8. Take the BALTIMORE exit onto MD-295 North - go 9.7 km
9. Take the I-95 North exit toward COLLEGE PARK/BALTIMORE - go 42.6 km
10. Take exit #49B onto I-695 North toward I-70/TOWSON - go 25.7 km
11. Continue on I-83 North - go 119.5 km
12. Take exit #51B onto I-81 North toward ALLENTOWN/HAZLETON - go 557.4 km
13. I-81 North becomes HWY-137 North - go 3.9 km
14. Take ramp onto HWY-401 East toward OTTAWA/MONTREAL - go 58.1 km
15. Take exit #721A onto HWY-416 North toward OTTAWA/KEMPTVILLE - go 74.7 km
16. Take the HWY-417 East exit toward OTTAWA - go 13.2 km
17. Take the KENT ST. exit - go 1.9 km
18. Turn right on WELLINGTON ST - go 0.8 km
19. Head right on RIDEAU ST - go 0.2 km
20. Turn left on SUSSEX DR - go 2.4 km
21. Make a sharp left turn on the highway - go 0.2 km
22. Arrive at 24 SUSSEX DR, OTTAWA Posted by: Repressed Canadian at May 12, 2005 09:10 PM
Jim Duff, for Canada Free Press;
Gomery watchers have grown accustomed to hyperbolic descriptions of the various testimonies, but as someone who spent the past year interviewing Alfonso Gagliano, Beryl Wajsman and others for a book, I can honestly say nothing surprised me until this past week, when former PLCQ director-general Benôit Corbeil told the commission that whenever the perennially cash-strapped Quebec wing needed money, a call would be made to John Rae, executive assistant to the office of Power Corp. chairman Paul Desmarais. According to Corbeil, Rae would then call Banque Nationale president André Bérard to ask that the party's line of credit be increased. In three years, PLCQ's debt soared from $30,000 to more than $3 million.Why would a senior advisor to the chairman of a publicly traded corporation, a trusted confidant of both Jean Chrétien and the current PM, make a call to a bank president on behalf of the Liberals' Quebec wing? Which hat was Mr. Rae wearing when he allegedly made those calls? One has difficulty believing this service was in exchange for access and influence, given that the LPCQ's president at the time was Françoise Patry, whose day job was ‹ and is ‹ serving as administrative assistant to Power Corp. chairman Paul Desmarais and his wife Jacqueline.
Was Mr. Rae acting on behalf of Power Corp. in guaranteeing the Quebec wing's line of credit? That would beg the question of why one of Canada's largest financial-services conglomerates was acting as a guarantor for a political party. If so, did Power Corp. make a declaration of this liability to shareholders or list it for tax purposes as a donation in kind?