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165 Pets Taken From Calif. Ex-Mayor's Home
AP/Yahoo ^ | 5/13/05

Posted on 05/13/2005 4:39:54 PM PDT by martin_fierro

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To: martin_fierro
I couldn't find a party affiliation.


21 posted on 05/13/2005 5:29:45 PM PDT by HEY4QDEMS
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To: martin_fierro
2,000 pounds of animal carcasses???


22 posted on 05/13/2005 5:32:30 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: jocon307
People on drugs don't got time to fill their homes with cute little/big/live/dead animals.

How do you know so much about what people on drugs do?

I do not know of anyone on drugs, and have no faith in the media, so how do you come to this conclusion?

23 posted on 05/13/2005 5:35:38 PM PDT by highpockets
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To: highpockets

"How do you know so much about what people on drugs do?"

Well, I grew up in NYC from the 1960s through the 1980s so I've known plenty of people on drugs. None of them were ever much into loony pet collecting.

Don't know nothing about the modern drugs crazes such as Meth or Exstasy (sp?), so if I'm wrong and a lot of meth or X heads have hundreds of animals in their homes, I'm sorry.

Boozers, maybe, potheads, maybe, but other than that, I can't see a druggie getting into this kind of scene.


24 posted on 05/13/2005 5:41:35 PM PDT by jocon307 (Irish grandmother rolls in grave, yet again.)
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To: martin_fierro
There is a strange lady ex-mayor
Who gets weirder as she gets grayer
She lives amidst dung
Good thing she's not young
For then t'would be wiser to spay her

Leni

25 posted on 05/13/2005 5:48:54 PM PDT by MinuteGal ("The Marines keep coming. We are shooting, but the Marines won't stop !" (Fallujah Terrorists)
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To: highpockets

My opinion: People who are strung out on drugs are VERY selfish and will NOT take care of pets or family or anyone. They won't spend the money or expend the time.


26 posted on 05/13/2005 6:17:01 PM PDT by i_dont_chat
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To: martin_fierro

What the?

I've come across some 'pet collectors' (usually old ladies with 20 odd cats), but nothing this bad.

What was she trying to save the rotting dog from? Rotting even more?


27 posted on 05/13/2005 6:46:30 PM PDT by Atheist_Canadian_Conservative
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To: highpockets

Maybe I can help. I do drugs almost daily. I start the day off by doing some caffeine. It's great stuff, Colombian! As far as "recreational drug use", I occasionally do a little alcohol with or after dinner.

Oh, you meant drugs illegal in the USA. Sorry, I don't know about those.


28 posted on 05/13/2005 6:49:48 PM PDT by james500
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To: martin_fierro

Mayor of La La Land.


29 posted on 05/13/2005 6:51:52 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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C: I wish to complain about this parrot what I
   purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's
   wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking
   at one right now.
O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!  Remarkable bird, the Norwegian
   Blue, idn'it, ay?  Beautiful plumage!
C: The plumage don't enter into it.  It's stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no!  'E's resting!
C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
   (shouting at the cage)
   'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot!	I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if
   you show...(owner hits the cage)
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!!
   Testing! Testing!  Testing!	Testing!  This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
 
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter.  Throws it up
in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
 
C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah!  You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up!  Norwegian Blues
   stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this.
   That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
   ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein'
   tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!?  What kind of talk is that?, look, why
   did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
O: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back!  Remarkable bird, id'nit,
   squire?  Lovely plumage!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home,
   and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in
   the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
 
(pause)
 
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there!	If I hadn't nailed that bird down,
   it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
   VOOM!  Feeweeweewee!
C: "VOOM"?!?  Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts
   through it!	'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no!  'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'!  'E's passed on!  This parrot is no more!  He has ceased
   to be!  'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!  'E's a stiff!  Bereft
   of life, 'e rests in peace!	If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be
   pushing up the daisies!  'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!  'E's off
   the twig!  'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run
   down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
   THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

(pause)
 
O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
O:  Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're
    right out of parrots.
C: I see.  I see, I get the picture.
O:  I got a slug.
 
(pause)
 
C: Pray, does it talk?
O: Nnnnot really.
C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

30 posted on 05/13/2005 7:09:01 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (We shall overcome)
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To: martin_fierro
If a person who cared for animals would rescue them. If they were lonely with no one to talk too, they might not know where to draw the line on how many pets they could save.

Then as the situation became overcrowded the pets might start dying of starvation and thirst because they cant kind or smell the food and water amid all the squalor.

Just guessing
Sad for the lady too.
I have not owned any pet in many many years and I only had 1 or 2 at a time
31 posted on 05/13/2005 8:42:26 PM PDT by chariotdriver
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To: CounterCounterCulture
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue Parrot

'E's resting!

Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!


ROFLMAO!! This guy should go into politics! he could sell anything ha ha
32 posted on 05/13/2005 8:51:21 PM PDT by chariotdriver
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To: martin_fierro
I couldn't find a party affiliation.

Don't need to... only a jack-ass would put a Great Dane in the freezer...

33 posted on 05/14/2005 4:00:42 AM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: Zacs Mom

How the heck did she get away with her behaviour for so long? Ok, so she's a former mayor, but still, there have to be some limits. Didn't the neighbours notice anything? Say, like an overabundance of dogs and/or cats? Or was she just a harmless little old lady who fed a few too many animals?

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs and there are times I'm tempted to get rid of them to see what it would be like not to wear a fur coat everytime I sat anywhere. And the kibble bill is outrageous just for my 4. Hmmm, maybe that's why she had 2 thousand pounds of animal carcasses. Maybe they got a little too rank for the others to nibble on. (Now, that's gross!)


34 posted on 05/14/2005 4:08:00 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (Prayers for TexasCowboy's full success in kicking that nasty cancer's butt. My bet is on TC winning!)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
And the kibble bill is outrageous just for my 4. Hmmm, maybe that's why she had 2 thousand pounds of animal carcasses.

Saves money on the ol' kibble bill, though, doesn't it!

(Now, that's gross!)

Yeah, but still kinda funny. :-)

35 posted on 05/14/2005 5:35:22 PM PDT by DumpsterDiver
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To: martin_fierro
Charlotte Spadaro, a former mayor of Beverly Hills,

No party affiliation mentioned = democrap

36 posted on 05/14/2005 5:37:56 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After 32 years of dealing with stupid people I still haven't earned the right to just shoot them.)
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To: OldPossum
I've often wondered what causes them to do this.

Some radio talk show host says that Liberalism is a Mental Illness.....

37 posted on 05/14/2005 5:39:22 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After 32 years of dealing with stupid people I still haven't earned the right to just shoot them.)
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