P.R.O.P.* list ping!
Are Santa and his reindeer fortifying against inevitable Jihad? Will his sleigh be equipped with camel-seeking missiles? Are the Lappi and the Samit safe? Give me Lutefisk or give me death! alert!
The *"Phony Religion Of Peace" invades Norge (Norway) with its fanatical fundamentalist hatred...no, wait...it's just normal mainstream muhammadanism expressing itself forthrightly as written in the Qur'an in an unguarded moment.
A word to the wise for the moon rock worshipping followers of alla-uzza/satan and the acolytes of the child-molesting prophet mu-ham-mad (like, you know, a pig/ham "mooing" like a cow because it is like y'know, insane/mad 'n' stuff?) may Pig urine Be Upon Him: Don't p*ss off the Norwegians!
They are not idiots, and though it may take them quite some time to get angry, once they do, you have an enemy from now until the end of the world. Oh, and btw - they descended from the first "Berserkers" and Vikings. People who got absolutely CRAZY, like Erik the Red, who when he thought he was going to not be the first one from the first ship to touch the land with his own hand and thus claim possession of it, HE CHOPPED OFF HIS OWN HAND and THREW IT ONSHORE, THUS CLAIMING ALL THAT LAND!!
Hey, muzzie scum! Do you REALLY wanna mess with Erik the Red's descendants? These folks eat Lutefisk AND LOVE IT! They eat reindeer meat that's been buried in the ground and fermenting in their own urine for up to two years! What do you have that you think is going to scare them?
Loki, Kraki, Odin (Wotan) will make allah-uzza and his baby-raping false prophet their bee-yotches, you jihadi wanna-be's.
Some of their shirttail cousins grab spears and knives, get in sealskin kayaks and CHASE and KILL WHALES in the open ocean. DO you REALLY want some of that? What are you gonna do, spit on them like a camel and tell 'em it's a rainstorm?
I wouldn't risk it, but hey, that's just me!
A.A.C.
{author's note: I spent a year living in Danmark, and attended school there with a man who herded reindeer with the Lappi and Samit in North Norge. All the above is quite true.}
Don't hold it in. C'mon, what're really thinking?
;)
Tough choice..
Thanks for the ping!
Thanks for the ping. Awesome. That bit about Erik the Red and his hand I will never forget.