[Cagey]

George was not Spongeworthy:

SUSAN: Come on, George, just tear it open.

GEORGE: I'm trying, dammit.

SUSAN: Tear it.

GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.

SUSAN: Here give it to me.

GEORGE: Would you wait a second? Just wait?

SUSAN: Give it to me. Come on. Come on!

GEORGE (tosses the condom aside): It's too late.

[MotleyGirl70]

GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.

That is just classic!