Posted on 04/22/2005 12:55:32 PM PDT by Dog Gone
Is there something wrong with a married couple deciding to space their children, or to limit them to what they can afford? Maybe you think there is.
Contraception is NOT contraception. This is a relatively unreliable method, results in a one-year failure rate of 13 to 16 per year, that's a lot more potential abortions than the pill or sterilization. They should have left this one off the market.
That one works. LOL
Criminal indifference is no laughing matter. :)
I never realized that they were mean until that final episode!! Their behavior seemed normal to me, but then I have my little pet names for everybody too! :)
"You're gonna do something about those sideburns, right?"
ROFL......that was a classic
Uhhh, yea, right. LOL
Is this what Sponge Bob is all about?
ROTFLMAO!
ELAINE (with little hope): Yeah, do you have any Today sponges? I know they're off the market, but...
PHARMACIST: Actually, we have a case left.
ELAINE (excited): A case! A case of sponges? I mean, uh...a case. Huh. Uh...how many come in a case?
PHARMACIST: Sixty.
ELAINE: Sixty?! Uh...well, I'll take three.
PHARMACIST: Three.
ELAINE: Make it ten.
PHARMACIST: Ten?
ELAINE: Twenty sponges should be plenty.
PHARMACIST: Did you say twenty?
ELAINE: Yeah, twenty-five sponges is just fine.
PHARMACIST: Right. So, you're set with twenty-five.
ELAINE: Yeah. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.
SUSAN: Come on, George, just tear it open.
GEORGE: I'm trying, dammit.
SUSAN: Tear it.
GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.
SUSAN: Here give it to me.
GEORGE: Would you wait a second? Just wait?
SUSAN: Give it to me. Come on. Come on!
GEORGE (tosses the condom aside): It's too late.
She didn't share my sense of humor. It wasn't much of a loss.
That is just classic!
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