[Fast1]

Hey we have a major pestilence here in Florida besides half the third world it is the west Indies Manatee which denudes the bay bottoms at the blessing of the granola munchers.

the answer is simple just announce seal meat cures baldness and impotence that should spell doom for them in a short manner.

[GladesGuru]

I can't vouch for seal meat, but it is well accepted fact that manatee is both delicious and removes fat deposits found in human females.

Trust the nice government man in the white lab coat.

For the sake of the manatee, and the bureaucrats whose jobs depend on the manatee, let us all pray that this data never reaches America's women. Otherwise the manatee will be gone in a matter of months. ;-)