[toddlintown]

Do you think pole-vaulting will be an Olympic category?

[phugg]

How about the 100 yard sashay?

[Condor51]

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[Unam Sanctam]

The state should not encourage or promote homosexual activity, but remain neutral. This is as inappropriate as a state's target marketing to Christians.

[MortMan]

Nope - "vaulting" will become "swallowing" and be a male-only event!

[Thebaddog]

We already have the Gay Games every weekend up in Boys Town. Heck they have their parade every year which is a sight to behold.

[gakrak]

The winner gets HIV. Amen.

[quadrant]

A state has to be pretty desperate for the money that comes from tourism to engage in this sort of promotion.

[theBuckwheat]

If the state where to devote the same level or resources instead to attracting Southern Baptists, the Trib would be in apoplexy about the dangers of the unhealthy influences of "religious right".

[theBuckwheat]

If the state where to devote the same level of resources instead to attracting Southern Baptists, the Trib would be in apoplexy about the dangers of the unhealthy influences of "religious right".

[Clint N. Suhks]

Can't believe I ever lived there.

The city of big shoulders is now home to Sodom and Gomorrah.