But, he keeps finding ways to make me watch again. It's almost like he has a subconscious (or conscious) desire to do the bizzare because he knows it makes people pay attention. And any attention he considers to be good, I guess. Like the child misbehaving - just to get attention, even if he is going to be reprimanded.
What the hell is with him and the umbrellas in broad daylight?Is he scared he'll get sunburned and ruin his bleachjob.