1 posted on
03/04/2005 5:58:32 AM PST by
KidGlock
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To: KidGlock
A human has got only a prayer of a chance against an adult male chimp.
2 posted on
03/04/2005 6:01:26 AM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: KidGlock
Maybe they should have gotten a clue when it bit off part of a woman's finger 6 years ago. Idiots. Birthday parties for chimps? How stupid can you get?
4 posted on
03/04/2005 6:04:50 AM PST by
thoughtomator
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To: KidGlock; Tijeras_Slim
Deadtime for Bonzo.
To: KidGlock
"St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian."
Yikes
To: KidGlock
8 posted on
03/04/2005 6:06:09 AM PST by
Brilliant
To: KidGlock
"His testicles and a foot also were severed"
GOOD GOD...I have an idea, the army's new battalion of bunker busting testicle craving anti-terror unit
9 posted on
03/04/2005 6:06:36 AM PST by
BrianCG
(Fur is Murder...yeah, to clean)
To: KidGlock
10 posted on
03/04/2005 6:06:46 AM PST by
WorkingClassFilth
(Offending all people equally - pursuant to the directives of the CRA of 1964)
To: KidGlock
Whenever people anthropomorphize animals, they do animals (dogs, chimps, cats, whatever), a profound disservice and end up suffering the consequences.
11 posted on
03/04/2005 6:07:48 AM PST by
hershey
To: KidGlock
I'm waiting for PETA to say that we have no more right to live than a vicious chimp, and that shooting it was a criminal act.
12 posted on
03/04/2005 6:08:10 AM PST by
bill1952
("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
To: KidGlock
Here in Dallas, when police shot the escaped gorilla (who also attacked), the enviroweeinies held a candlelight vigil for the dear departed ape.
I can only imagine what will happen in California.
16 posted on
03/04/2005 6:10:47 AM PST by
SerpentDove
(This reply printed on 100% recycled electrons.)
To: KidGlock
Moe instigated this. He had a history of finger biting.
Probably told the others , look guys there are a couple of chumps (not to be confused with chimps) coming to celebrate my birthday and I want them severely dealt with. I came out of the wilds and they got my birthday wrong and two they got me in this cage. I demand justice.
24 posted on
03/04/2005 6:15:39 AM PST by
jec41
(Screaming Eagle)
To: KidGlock
Idiots. Birthday parties for chimps? How stupid can you get? With cake no less.
I can hear the Daddy chimp now... "CAKE? YOU BROUGHT CAKE FOR HIM BUT NOT ME???? I ought to rip your %^&## off... and..."
25 posted on
03/04/2005 6:15:48 AM PST by
Bon mots
To: KidGlock
"He saw what was happening and had one kind of weapon with him and then got another he felt would be more substantial and shot them," Martarano said. "He pretty much saved a life."
Was this sentence constructed in a remedial composition class?
26 posted on
03/04/2005 6:19:48 AM PST by
em2vn
To: KidGlock
Moe was not involved in Thursday's attack, Obviously, a contract hit.
29 posted on
03/04/2005 6:22:46 AM PST by
rabidralph
(Mean people suck...the life from the unborn.)
To: KidGlock
Happy Birthday Moe
32 posted on
03/04/2005 6:24:18 AM PST by
evets
(God bless President Bush and VP Cheney)
To: KidGlock
Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, authorities said.
According to SCOTUS, neither one was old enough to qualify for a death sentence.
34 posted on
03/04/2005 6:28:29 AM PST by
Ragnar54
To: KidGlock
A water hose against a chimp is as effective as a shotgun...pity they had to be shot due to the ignorance of human involvement with unsocialized animals! Incidentally, Cheetah, the chimp in all the Tarzan movies reportedly was devoted to Johnny Wisemuller and Ron Eli but couldn't stand the female co-stars.
35 posted on
03/04/2005 6:28:54 AM PST by
meandog
("Do unto others before they do unto you!")
To: KidGlock
I thought this was another Michael Jackson story...
38 posted on
03/04/2005 6:30:12 AM PST by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: KidGlock
All people who think a grown chimp is cute, even a baby can tear the hell out of you. Most of the babies you see are doped up. One got loose in a Philly news room in the '80s trashed it faster than you can imagine. Putting aged chimps in camps is ok but to bring "cakes" to them when they are put around others that have returned to "primal" is a candidate for a Darwin award. A vet in my trade was moving one chimp to a transfer cage. He was attacked worse that this person. Chimps chew appendages of in the blink of an eye.
41 posted on
03/04/2005 6:33:50 AM PST by
primatreat
("let PETA feed them the cakes")
To: KidGlock
Never bring a cake to a chimp fight.
I know, I know, but somebody was gonna say it...
46 posted on
03/04/2005 6:53:19 AM PST by
Ranxerox
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