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To: softengine

I'd give my birth right for just six hours alone in a room with this pair, armed only with Saran Wrap, a sock and a snooker ball.

 
Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

5 posted on 03/03/2005 10:57:06 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. "Aww. not even a little?")
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To: Owl_Eagle

Whats a snooker ball?


7 posted on 03/03/2005 10:58:42 AM PST by DesignerChick
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To: Owl_Eagle

I get the sock and the snooker ball...But Saran Wrap??


9 posted on 03/03/2005 10:59:29 AM PST by ReeWalker (At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are,)
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To: Owl_Eagle

I'd give my birth right for just six hours alone in a room with this pair, armed only with Saran Wrap, a sock and a snooker ball <---Youre going to have to explain this my friend..I juts gotta know.....plus what the heck is a snooker ball?


11 posted on 03/03/2005 11:00:31 AM PST by Delbert
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To: Owl_Eagle

He's worth more to us alive. We can learn from him how to find more like him. You soften him up, I'll question him.


16 posted on 03/03/2005 11:03:21 AM PST by Search4Truth (When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

I get the 'Saran Wrap, a sock and a snooker ball', but what's with the 'six hours'?.


24 posted on 03/03/2005 11:08:24 AM PST by evets (God bless President Bush and VP Cheney)
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To: Owl_Eagle
I'd give my birth right for just six hours alone in a room with this pair, armed only with Saran Wrap, a sock and a snooker ball.

I like how you think.
32 posted on 03/03/2005 11:14:02 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan (We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
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To: Owl_Eagle
armed only with Saran Wrap, a sock and a snooker ball.

...and a needle...

She also had been struck 40 times with a needle on the bottom of both feet and the side of her head...

I don't know if six hours would be long enough.

40 posted on 03/03/2005 11:22:59 AM PST by grellis (Neil Diamond ROCKS!!!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

I get the six hours, the room, the Saran Wrap, the snooker ball, the sock,the birth right and the pair. But I forgot what my question was.


50 posted on 03/03/2005 11:48:26 AM PST by OSHA (It's called fun. Look it up. You might even want to try it some time.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

I get the saran wrap, the snookerball, the sock, and the six hours, but what's a birthright?


55 posted on 03/03/2005 12:16:46 PM PST by Born to Conserve
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To: Owl_Eagle
Somebody needs to get medievel on these sickos. I'm talking a pair of pliers and a blow torch might do the trick.


68 posted on 03/03/2005 12:48:38 PM PST by unixfox (AMERICA - 20 Million ILLEGALS Can't Be Wrong!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Screw the paraphernalia. That's why God gave us fists, nails, and teeth.


77 posted on 03/03/2005 2:26:44 PM PST by Xenalyte (Your mother sells hot dogs.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
I'd give my birth right for just six hours alone in a room with this pair, armed only with Saran Wrap, a sock and a snooker ball.

I understand all of the paraphenalia, but not the "alone" part. This richly deserves an audience.

88 posted on 03/03/2005 3:40:27 PM PST by LexBaird ("Democracy can withstand anything but democrats" --Jubal Harshaw (RA Heinlein))
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To: Owl_Eagle

I came a little late to this party, I'm thinking -- barbed wire, a 55 gallon drum and a couple of planks at the ballfield on free beer night......


90 posted on 03/03/2005 9:55:18 PM PST by ASOC
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