Don't worry, he ain't on our side. But even some idiots can read the writing on the wall.
This gives me an idea. Maybe we should start pushing away those people who once opposed us, but now want to join our side. The best way to make a liberal want something is refuse to give it to them. I always get a strange reaction out of my liberal friends when I tell them to stay a left-winger because conservatism isn't for them or they couldn't possibly understand it. It's very similar to that fat ugly girl (Shannon Falkner?) who sued to be admitted to the Citadel. She only wanted to attend because she was told she couldn't. After she sued and won the right to attend, she actually lasted less than a week in school. I say we don't even let them close to the door. THIS CLUB IS NOT ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS