The three C's - Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists drive the libs crazy.
IMHO, GOD (R)
As someone once said, God may not be a Republican, but Satan is almost certainly a democrat.
"...Jesus' teachings about the difficulty of a rich man entering the kingdom of God weren't "part of the Republican platform."
The 'rich man' in question was a miser and selfish, not to mention underhanded and greedy. Don't "red staters" donate more than "blue staters" to charity?
Republicans and the "promised land?"
Yes, and when the Israelites got there they ousted the heathens who had squatted in their lands and set up the knigdom of God's people on Earth.