Perpetual motion is possible. All I have to do is have an experimenter spin a flywheel with instructions to his progeny to do the same.
Come on General...Modern Physics may have problems with the laws of thermodynamics...now you too?
Is this an attempt to wear me down with sustained silliness? You can invent a crappy model, therefore all models are crappy? Is that really your argument?
perpetual motion, n. - The hypothetical continuous operation of an isolated mechanical device or other closed system without a sustaining energy source.
If'n yer always givin' it a push, it ain't operatin' "without a sustaining energy source", right? Therefore, your model does not reflect the critical aspect of the thing you're supposed to be studying, now does it?