[TaxRelief]

Q. How many women Freepers do you think just checked their armpits and ran screaming to the bathroom if they saw even a hint of fuzz?

A. All of them.

[clyde asbury]

Mrs. Demming, Happy Valentine's Day!

Hint of fuzz? Did we see the same picture?

The woman on the left (directionally speaking, I mean) hasn't just taken the weekend - or the week - off from shaving.

Molehills and mountains, you know.

[clyde asbury]

Q. How many women Freepers do you think just checked their armpits and ran screaming to the bathroom if they saw even a hint of fuzz?

On second thought, you're right. A little fuzz doesn't bother me. After all, I don't shave every day, either.

I will raise the topic at next week's meeting at the Patriarchal Command Center, and propose setting the minimum standard at twice a week. It's doubtful I can get them granted status as Full Subordinate Citizens, but you can be assured I'm working on it.