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To: OldFriend
Well....the guy is hustling home to the apartment early so he can surprise his lady with a pasta dinner with a nice tomato sauce.....flowers for the table, a nice wine, best cloth and silverware....

He dashes into the kitchen and picks up a machete to cut up some sausage or something as this big fat white cat jumps up onto the stove where the sauce is simmering away.

The lady put her keys into the apartment door lock....the cat hears, jumps down knocking the pasta sauce all over itself and the floor.

"Noooooooo", cries the guy as he picks up the cat (which is dripping with tomato sauce) by the scruff of the neck with his left hand while still holding the machete in his right hand.

Pan to the wife....we are looking over her shoulder as she sees the horrific scene...then we get a frontal shot of her wide-eyed, lip-trembling expression as she mutters something like: "Oh My God....what have you done to kitty."

I busted a gut.

I'll have to see it again because I can't remember the sponsor!!!

88 posted on 02/07/2005 12:40:55 PM PST by JimVT (I was born a Democrat..but then I grew up)
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To: JimVT

OHHHHH, LOLOLOLOLOL......AWESOME!!!!


99 posted on 02/07/2005 1:09:02 PM PST by OldFriend (America's glory is not dominion, but liberty.)
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To: JimVT

Ameriquest. They did several hilarious commercials. The one I saw was the guy at the minimart talking on his cell phone... saying "you're being robbed."


109 posted on 02/07/2005 1:59:59 PM PST by ican'tbelieveit
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