Groucho Marx Said It Best

ESR ^ | 2/7/05 | Carol Devine-Molin

[beyond the sea]

Who on earth would even know those songs? ........... Were you addicted to TV as a kid?

STOP, while you're behind.

[SlowBoat407]

"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out."

[Overtaxed]

...and then there's the line from Duck Soup:

"You think you're paying too much now, just wait 'til I get through with it."

[SlowBoat407]

"You've got something there, and I'll wait outside until you clean it up."

[beyond the sea]

A child of five would understand me. Send somebody to fetch a child of five! -- Groucho

[mylife]

That would be sweet of me

[mylife]

"Youve got the mind of a 4 year old, and he was glad to be rid of it"

[Jonah Hex]

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

- G. Marx

[atomicpossum]

I'll be darned if it DOESN'T sound like the Democrats! (soundfile)

[mc5cents]

Some of my favorite Groucho quotes:

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke.

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.

[Uncle Fud]

"With a little study you'd go a long way, and I wish you'd start now"

Spoken to the camera while Chico sits down at the piano: "I have to stay here, but there's no reason you folks can't go out to the lobby until this blows over."

[perfect stranger]

[SlowBoat407]

You sure know how to ruin a guy for the rest of the night.

[Squantos]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

[perfect stranger]

She's one fine lookin' lady. I had to google her name.

Those Marx bros always had good taste in co-stars.

IMO The Marx Bros films have the finest comedic timing and lines ever.

[Blue Highway]

Is that the pretty woman that sings "Mr. Five by Five"?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Here's the audio of that;

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/marxbros/groucho/grouch61.wav

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[Mike Bates]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[perfect stranger]

That's Kim Kimberly. I don't know the proper spelling.

That was Chico with Desi Arnaz. Great stuff.