ROFLMAO!
How's about "Rag Doll"?:
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Hand-me-down) When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-down
(Hand-me-down) They always laughed at her when she came into town
Called her rag doll, little rag doll
Such a pretty face should be dressed in lace
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Sad rag doll) I'd change her sad rags into glad rags if I could
(If I could) My folks won't let me 'cause they say that she's no good
She's a rag doll, such a rag doll
Though I love her so, I can't let her know
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
I love you just the way you are
A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Sung to Areosmith's "Dude looks like a lady"
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
Rag heads put the doll on the floor
They thought the pic would terrorize more
He had a plastic gun in his sights
Baby, AP got it wrong
But Freepers got it all right - that's right
That That
That That
The Jihad forums were having the time
Of their lives until someone says
post that brand new picture on-line'
with a toy plastic gun
Tried to blow us away
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That that Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
So never judge a pic on a forum
Cus Freepers never loose their decorum
Freepers got wise to your doll in disguise
He had the body of plastic
Lord, imagine our surprise
(Chorus)
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That that Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly