>>>>>Send in the Han Solo doll for the rescue.
Too late. Action Figure Bush handled this one himself
http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/002050.html
Captive U.S. Soldier Doll Rescued by Bush Doll
by Scott Ott
(2005-02-01) -- Just hours after Islamic militants in Iraq threatened to behead a kidnapped U.S. soldier doll, the camouflaged action figure was rescued in a daring nighttime operation by a toy George W. Bush action figure.
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Rescuing action figure dolls ain't like dusting crops boy!