HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Okay, This is really not funny.
What does the government plan to do to guarentee the safety of our G.I. Joes. Next they'll be kidnapping Barbie and Skipper.
Kidnap Barbie? they would not dare!
Wait a minute think of the merchandising opportunities?
Barbie comes with camp x-ray "look and feel" jumpsuit (figure hugging and tailored by Prada of course). And her own ransom note......
And what about Ken?
Who will protect him?