To: Congressman Billybob
I know hammers. I've used hammers. Hammers are friends of mine. Senator Reid is MUCH more ignorant than a bag of hammers.
I believe a retraction and an apology are in order.
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
Hammers... GOOD, Reid... BAD.
DEMOCRATS CAN'T BE FIXED.
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
I not only apologize, counselor, about my unfortunate slur on hammers. I will print out the statement, burn it, and eat the ashes. I will then deny under oath that I ever said it.
Say the word, and I will further grovel by shooting my own dog and poisoning my well. I trust those steps will cause you to allow me to continue drawing breath.
Humbly submitted,
Billybob
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