DON'T YOU KNOW THAT RICHARD GERE SPEAKS FOR THE ENIRE WORLD?
"A short time ago we waited on elections the Palestinians held to elect a new leader after the passing of Yassir Arafat.
Just prior to those elections, Richard Gere slapped together a DVD ordering Palestinians to get out and vote. Mr. Gere's commercial, in which he said, "HI, I'M RICHARD GERE AND I"M SPEAKING FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD," caused quite a stir all over the globe.
Just the other day, Palestinians took his "Pretty Woman" DVD and smashed copies all over the place while chanting slogans and threats directed at Mr. Gere. In fact, some even placed him lower than the Jews. How much lower in the mind of a Palestinian Muslim can one get, to be lower than the Jews? Did Richard learn from this little escapade? Obviously not, because he just broadcast a commercial ordering Peruvian insurgents to end their occupation of Andahuaylas.
Did he stop there? Not at all! Finally he demanded that India and Pakistan end their decades-long dispute over Kashmir!
Well, done Mr. Gere! Kudos for finding the solution to worldwide terror and ages old disputes all over the globe! And to think idiots like George Bush and his band of Merry Neo-Cons have been using force and spending money that could be used for something important like saving some nearly extinct insect in the Northwest or funding Homosexuals to paint nudes of children! The nerve of those Conservatives! Such unabashed ignorance!
And because you obviously spoke for the entire world, we immediately agree with everything you said, right? Not so fast Amigo, one occupation at a time here. Here's a news flash for you and your Hollywood buddies: We do NOT agree with you."
-renewamerican.us
Richard Gere needs to pound salt.