It's Bush's fault.
Any OTHER president would have sent back a fully configured tsunami warning system 1500 years to save all of those lost souls, but this is just another example of Bush's unilateralist approach to world affairs that has cost America so much good will from other nations.
And of course, when those poor victims of that tsunami 1500 years ago were losing their lives, Bush was at his ranch in Crawford Texas. What a terrible example to set for anyone observing the timeline.
Shame, oh shame on us.
And they thought that he was slow responding to the 12-26 wave!